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ottermatopoeia:

that’s his bed now

(Source: sirearnestporkchop, via shouldnt)

happiest:

my mum likes to take part in this game called shout from 4 rooms away then complain when i can’t hear her

(via unpopuler)

(Source: corporation-cats)

  • me: whats your opinion on tampons
  • little brother: they're little fuzzy sticks on strings
  • me: then you are ultimately more mature than most boys
  • little brother: why
  • me: for some reason tampons are gross and taboo just cuz they go in a vagina
  • little brother: well so does a penis and boys never stop talking about those
  • me:
  • little brother:
  • me: that is a fantastic point

bunsen:

waiting for the pizza guy like

image

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asvprock:

My anaconda doesn’t like being unfollowed.

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teenager:

Im eating just in case i get hungry later

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(Source: corporation-cats)

e-bae:

Told this girl to text me when she got home… I think she homeless

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the “text me when you get home so i know you’re safe” kind of people are the kind of people i wanna be around

(Source: meloetta, via lessonsoflevatation)

reheals:

in this generation, you can’t tell if someone is 13 or 18

(via refreshes)

creepyknickers:

itsb0sstime:

georgia-dream:

if your boyfriend is your best friend, you’re doing it right.

if your boyfriend is your only friend, you’re doing it wrong.

THANK. YOU.

YES.

(via sunraii)

bunsen:

me walking into school

bunsen:

me walking into school

(via shouldnt)




HUMAN
HUMAN
DO SOMETHING
FOR GODS SAKE HELP


These are not mine 

i have made a terrible mistake

HUMAN

HUMAN

DO SOMETHING

FOR GODS SAKE HELP

These are not mine 

i have made a terrible mistake

(Source: chichiwho, via sunraii)

vinebox:

OMG AHHAHAHA

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